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Baseball players really are a lot like you and me
They try lots of stupid stuff because they feel so free
Then of course they hurt themselves and wind up on the shelf
And we point and laugh at them as they go on the DL
Baseball players hurt themselves in the most amazing ways
Baseball players hurt themselves in the most amazing ways
One guy sprained his shoulder in a dirt bike accident
One guy tripped while carrying food and down the stairs he went
One man tore his ACL just after he got tossed
And two pitchers broke their hand when they punched a thing and lost
And one guy
Cut his hand
Fixing a
Drone he manned
All the crazy stories but this one's the best by far
One big slugger threw his back by sneezing really hard
-Hey, that happened to me!
-...OK, that's fair
Baseball players hurt themselves in the most amazing ways
The most amazing ways
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Doubleheader
03:56
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Oh, come on, man - we really want to play
But the forecast says, "No, sir, not today."
We're a month in but we need every game
If we miss one it wouldn't be the same
April showers deprived our fans from franks
So we'll channel the late great Ernie Banks
Let's play two
Let's play two
Let's play two
Let's play two
That's the problem with springtime around here
Mother Nature will sometimes commandeer
Sure enough we got rained out yesterday
So today let's play more while she's away
We're a month in but we need every game
If we miss one it wouldn't be the same
Let's play two
Let's play two
Let's play two
Let's play two
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Distinct Kicking Motion Rochester, New York
A one-man band living on the corner of pop-punk and prog-metal.
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