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Overload! Overload!!
02:19
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It starts with a handful of gummi bears
Washed down with carbonation
Then one snack food leads to another
Now I can't hold a conversation
I ate too much candy
I ate too much candy
I ate too much candy
Now my stomach feels like it's about to burst
How'd I get those footprints on the ceilings
and Cracks and dents all over the walls
How'd my sweet tooth get so out of control
Dad's not gonna like this at all
I swear I'll never touch a candy bar again
Oh wait, Halloween's coming up - well, never mind
I ate too much candy
I ate too much candy
I ate too much candy
And I know for sure that I'll do that again
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2. |
Freeze Tag
03:12
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Cry your brain cells out 'cause here it comes again
It's party time now and you're not invited
There could be more time to make us change our minds
But it's far too late for you to save yourself
Face facts and figures
You don't have to stay
But if we differ
Then you're the weakest link
You're stuck and you can't move
You're not the only one, just look around
(But I see nobody else but me)
You've been
Unstuck
Get back here
You may think you've won
But that's not the case
'Til we meet again
There will be more games
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3. |
Gristle McThornbody
04:09
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Well I run this whole damn ship
With these massive pythons
Gristle McThornbody
I’m the ultimate hulk icon
If there is a problem
It’s one that my fists can solve
Just call on the one who
Solves problems by punching faces
So there is a problem
An uprising in our hull
My muscles will fix this
I’ll crush them until they change their ways
I see my new enemy
And his dumb evil face
I get in my golf cart
And engage in a low-speed chase
Mutiny in space
A mutiny in space
But not for long
No, not for long
Gristle McThornbody will take you down
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4. |
I Wanna Go Outside
03:22
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It's been so long since those days when the wind didn't hurt my face
I had forgotten how they felt
But now the snow's finally gone and almost time to mow the lawn
As the spring removes the snowbelt
We northerners all celebrate the day
Old Man Winter gets up and walks away
And we'll go down to the park
You bring your glove, I'll have a baseball
We'll play catch 'till it gets dark
I wanna go outside
Now here we go down the stairs and out the door and anywhere
My daydreaming sure ain't lazy
And though we know what we've got someone complains that it's too hot
We Rochester folk are crazy
It's too nice out to be stuck inside all day
Kinda makes me wanna call in sick and go outside and play
Sometimes I'm tired of being an adult
Growing up is so overrated - grown up stuff gets in the way
If the weather is still good
Then we'll go out and get some ice cream
Oh man I wish we could
I wanna go outside
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5. |
Some Assembly Required
02:08
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6. |
Orb of Doom
04:26
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This coliseum is filled with warriors like ourselves
This lighted alleyway reveals our bitter enemies
This orb of doom I wield is black like my soul
And I will take them all down
The orb of doom will show us the way
To victory and horn destruction
And even if we don’t win the first time
The orb gives us another shot
And I will take them all down
These devil horns, they put up a valiant fight
This evil tries but can’t stand up against what’s right
This orb of doom I wield is mighty like the wooly mammoth
And I will take them all down
Orb of doom
Lead the charge
Fire away
Destroy the horns
The orb of doom will show us the way
To victory and horn destruction
And even if we don’t win the first time
The orb gives us another shot (And I will take them all down)
Orb of doom Lead the charge (And I will take them all down)
Fire away Destroy the horns (And I will take them all down)
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It's time we tried
To change our ways
We must not wait (it's time we tried)
Or we'll decay
This doesn't feel the same
So why have I never changed
I'll see you here
I always do
Or if I don't (don't see you here)
There's hope for you
I hate change
It's all useless
Give me a dollar
I'll change what you're worth
Stop the bus
I want to get off
Stop the bus
I need to get off
Stop the bus
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8. |
Tryptophan
04:28
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You asked me what I'm doing, well
I don't wanna hang out with you
You asked me why you couldn't tell
I don't wanna hang out with you
You're big and loud and always hungry
But you never have any money
And to tell the truth you smell kinda funny
I don't wanna hang out with you
Despite your claims I'm not a prude
I just think you're extremely rude
And this has led me to conclude
I don't wanna hang out with you no more
You're unbelievably arrogant
I don't wanna hang out with you
You used the word "sheeple" and you meant it
I don't wanna hang out with you
Your head is bigger than my brother's and his head is huge
of course I'm mixing metaphorical and physical but my point still stands
I don't wanna hang out with you
Well now you know exactly why
I don't wanna hang out with you
And I don't know if it makes you cry but
I don't wanna hang out with you
I've had enough of your tasteless jokes
That always target the weakest folks
And will you shut up about that stupid hoax
I don't wanna hang out with you
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10. |
None Shall Be Spared
03:21
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I’ve got a splitting headache
And that’s not fun
I tried to strike the devil horns
But some of them won
None shall be spared
None shall be spared
None shall be spared
None shall be spared
They’ll have a splitting headache
When this is done
And my orb of doom will blast them
To kingdom come
Pick it up
Take them down
Crush them all
Clean the mess
This battle will be hard to win
You know you could just count your losses
It’s ok to take the easy route
You’ll live to fight another day
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There's a snack food that everybody knows
It's a cheesy cracker thing or so it goes
I'd talk about them but they're not paying me
But there's one question that puzzles us you see
Does Kelly like cheez-its?
Does Kelly like cheez-its?
Does Kelly like cheez-its?
I don't know.
There's this girl I met through my cousin's wife
She's got some tattoos and leads a metal life
She's more metal than most of us combined
But I was bored and this question came to mind
I'm sure there are more important questions
But I can't think of one right now
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12. |
Now What
03:34
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Here we go again - this team is garbage
We need a change here and we need it now
They're so complacent in the front office
This coach is in too deep and he needs to go
Our coach was fired (now what)
GM was fired (now what)
Those guys are gone (now what)
We got what we wanted so now what
I'm not comfortable rooting for a man to lose his job
We'd never do that to an electrical engineer
Maybe because they make millions we lose sympathy
Or maybe it's a game we all take too seriously
Now what
Now what
Now what
We got what we wanted so now what
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13. |
Your Mileage May Vary
06:39
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It must have been one hell of a scene
A certain victory erased
THE CUSHION IS GONE
I thought that we would be over this by now
I mean, that was over a week ago
I don’t know, I don’t know, I don’t know what to say this time
But if that’s the way it goes, then I can’t help you out
Where were you when we were starting the race
Well we just forged ahead without you
Tripping over things set down in the rain
The pieces fall away
THE PIECES FALL
THE PIECES FALL DOWN TO THE FLOOR
It was to be one hell of a tale
A comeback story for our time
BUT THAT’S NOT THE CASE
I thought that I would be on my victory lap
But someone’s shell took my glory away
I don’t know, I don’t know, I don’t know what to do this time
But if that’s the way it goes, then I’ll take what I deserve
Lost in all the chaos, a sense of serenity came over me
I finally figured out why we still play this game through all these years
It’s like we’re home
OH THIS ISN’T OVER YET - JUST ONE MORE GAME
YOU KNOW I’LL GET YOU NEXT TIME - YOUR ASS IS MINE
THE PIECES FALL
THE PIECES FALL DOWN TO THE FLOOR
THE PIECES OF
THE PIECES OF YOUR VICTORY
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14. |
Vicious Leaf Attack
01:28
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Vicious leaf attack
Vicious leaf attack
Vicious leaf attack
Oooowwww
Oh
On my face
On my eyeball
Ow my face
Now I can’t see
Vicious leaf attack
Vicious leaf attack
Vicious leaf attack
Oooowwww
Vicious leaf attack
Vicious leaf attack
Vicious leaf attack
Vicious leaf attack on my face
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Distinct Kicking Motion Rochester, New York
A one-man band living on the corner of pop-punk and prog-metal.
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